So an old naming project warmup exercise was to ask your audience:

• Why is it called Rhode Island if it is not an island?
• Why is it called junk food, when it is not junk and not food?

To which today we can add:

• Why is it called Facebook when it is not a book of faces?

Regardless, Facebook deserves their mega success as they go public this week. My only concern is if they have become the platform of choice for many businesses in place of websites. A clean, simple, almost boring name without any hot logo is the story at Facebook… but not really.. because it is a book of everyone’s personal stories and pictures.

Talking of which – did an interesting sign/name catch your eye? Why not post it on Brighter Naming’s Facebook page with a brief comment and help us build the biggest Fun Name Signs album in the world?

This has been a growing problem for some time now, and it appears Splunk has moved to the head of the pack in addressing these problems. Google and others have had some half hearted attempts before, but now it shows that a real concentrated set of special tools are needed.

But why such a friendly name as Splunk?  Almost sounds like summer and the pool. On the other hand, why not? Short, sweet and simple it cuts through the noise, is very memorable, and even has a good story behind it. How do I know? Because they tell the story on their website – smart as they are. See sidebar here and enjoy, even though their graphics logo is as plain as sawdust.

Might be fun to see what happens to all these folks that have been reselling domains from small countries when more high level domains are released next year. For starters, what if .curios becomes a top level domain?

In the meantime, looks like this is another college crazy mixup by people who don’t understand the complexity of marketing, though it is not as bad as their colleagues with the Doostang site – see what the Name Critic rated that one! On the other hand, Doostang has been able to register it as a federal trademark.

While their three star logo is a little bland, it too is a registered trademark. And it sure is hard to come up with any unique icon nowadays for a travel firm.

But their little roaming gnome character is sheer genius. Talk about putting a face on a service. One you don’t have to pay royalties too. One so popular it has its own online shop. One that plays its own starring role in a popular TV series: In at least one episode of each season of The Amazing Race competitors have to find a gnome and take it along to the next stop.

What better way to market and promote your service? What a clever way to do product placement right in a major series when you are an invisible service company that has no product! Yes, we hear the leg winners getting prizes compliments of Travelocity. But our heart reacts to the little gnome and makes us believe we will have support with us wherever we travel the world – a very, very important factor for most of us discount shoppers.

Travelocity  is thus awarded our top 3 star gold award for naming and branding.

Meanwhile the US Federal Trade Commission that was brought into the debate by the US Ad Council, now is only crying that it will make it harder for them to catch the bad guys. Well isn’t that the case everyday that the internet grows?

And I don’t notice the French, German or Russian, not to mention the Asian and Arabic Ad Councils, complaining because they might finally be able to properly handle the correct names of their valid companies with the proper spellings.. even if they use more than the English character set alphabet.

As for the often-touted, but even stupider idea, that it will cost the big brands a lot of money to claim all their domains, who are you really crying for?  Coca Cola could probably afford the $5,000 or so. Or they might just do what most companies are doing right now – ignore all the other domains.

For example, does your company use a telephone? Do your execs travel? Are there professional consultants in your company? Do you have an office in Barcelona? Do you have a US presence? Do you have job vacancies? Do you supply a lot of information to your clients? Why then have you not yet claimed your .tel, .travel, .pro, .cat, .us, .jobs and .info domain names already? Of course, you probably have the .xxx domain to stop your execs getting caught with their pants down!  All of these have been out for a while and most will take years to catch on. So the real action for new domains is going to be in foreign lands and might just be a big yawn stateside.

Of course, it doesn’t really matter.  What matters is that they are a unique company and they took the trouble to find themselves a unique name.  Always makes me wonder why so few creative agencies have creative names? (I may even be guilty of this myself with this blog and with my own company names).

Are they all so young and naive at Google on this project that they don’t know Microsoft and others have already tried and failed with the Wallet name? Plus Google, on their own homepage for it, can’t decide whether it is written with a capital W or not. What on earth is that scooby do scribble logo all about?

But far worse, a wallet is something you store cash and credit cards in. You don’t pay with your wallet. And if you live outside the USA and are a lady, you don’t even own a wallet. Elsewhere ladies keep their money in their purse, which they then keep in their handbags. I wonder if Google programming geeks know the power women have shopping. Why cut them out from the get go?

Of course, this is an effort to fix a problem they have had since its inception with Google Checkout. What a dumb restrictive name that is. Didn’t even their basic market research tell them that Paypal is used for so much more than checking out? In fact it has become a major money transfer and online services payment system, in many cases without there being a shopping cart checkout procedure involved at all.

Oh well, when Paypal was young and poor and every dollar counted, they spent a few thousand on a naming consultant and now have this powerful brand name. At the time they were not owned by the big corporate eBay, which was probably to their advantage. They had to brand and position themselves correctly. And they didn’t have the big egos like Googleites who know it all.. but then make stupid mistakes and think they are invincible. No wonder so many products at Google don’t take off and 95% or more of revenue is still from their basic search ad revenues.

PS Wallets are from the pilgrims days.. to carry your coins in. Modern payment systems will be all electronic or smart card based… no leather needed. Maybe they can call it Google Silver, since they already have Google Chrome!

PPS Not quite as bad a name as Google+ though. See what the naming critic had to say about that over at Brighter Naming.

Earlier this week they got a great Wave from Google’s Marissa Mayer as reported on The Brand Channel. Endorsements don’t come much better than that.

Plus as my regular readers know, I always like product names that also have some visual identity too. Why not, after all we are all so visual anyway.

So when you find a great root name that is so applicable to your product, as ghost is, then coin a unique, new, applicable word and dress it up, you get all my votes and endorsement. And on top of that to provide such a useful little package for free – fabulous. You deserve a big name award.

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So, of course, I couldn’t resist looking up steve.jobs, which takes me to Employ Media LLC, who I think is the actual registrar of .jobs domains, since their website leads to dot.jobs.  And yes, Coca Cola does own cocacola.jobs so www.cocacola.jobs leads to their employment page. But it is stupid to think they will be forced to buy up all the new domains to protect their brand. In fact, they may not even qualify to buy many of them. For example, one of the new domains is bound to be .hotel.  Assuming CocaCola has not yet put their name on a hotel, they may not be entitled to this domain, just like they can’t have a .edu name without proving they are an actual education facility, or a .cat name without proving they have an office in Catalonia, Spain.

This all goes to show how feeble the US advertising and major brands consortium protest about the new domain names has become. In fact, the bigger push has come from the international markets. If you were Russian wouldn’t you want some domains in the Cyrillic character set? Or in Arabic if you were a Middle East country? Or Kanji or Katakana in Japan? Or with simply a proper accented character if you were French or Spanish or Scandinavian? Thank goodness ICANN is not controlled by the USA at all. The internet is now a global communications major infrastructure and deserves the world’s input and direction.