Name Awards

Ghostery is a great name for a super great product.

I really like the name Ghostery because of its construction. For some reason this is a kind of word construction I personally probably would never have thought up, which is an embarrassing confession for a professional namer.

Plus as my regular readers know, I always like product names that also have some visual identity too. Why not, after all we are all so visual anyway.

So when you find a great root name that is so applicable to your product, as ghost is, then coin a unique, new, applicable word and dress it up, you get all my votes and endorsement. And on top of that to provide such a useful little package for free – fabulous. You deserve a big name award.

For those of you who don’t want to be tracked on the internet, this is the software to run. It even shows you which trackers have been disabled site by site. I have just exited the NFL site after checking football scores. Along the way I found eight spyware packages that would have been tracking me were it not for Ghostery. Thank you from the bottom of my computer heart.

Who has Steve.Jobs and other .jobs domain news?

Now before you all go off and get excited about the new domains to be issued this year, remember this has happened before. Did you know that .cat and .jobs are valid domain names already?  Well at least you know .xxx is valid, right? Even though you can’t recall any such domains, despite the $1.5 million spent promoting the .jobs domain each year!

So, of course, I couldn’t resist looking up steve.jobs, which takes me to Employ Media LLC, who I think is the actual registrar of .jobs domains, since their website leads to dot.jobs.  And yes, Coca Cola does own cocacola.jobs so www.cocacola.jobs leads to their employment page. But it is stupid to think they will be forced to buy up all the new domains to protect their brand. In fact, they may not even qualify to buy many of them. For example, one of the new domains is bound to be .hotel.  Assuming CocaCola has not yet put their name on a hotel, they may not be entitled to this domain, just like they can’t have a .edu name without proving they are an actual education facility, or a .cat name without proving they have an office in Catalonia, Spain.

This all goes to show how feeble the US advertising and major brands consortium protest about the new domain names has become. In fact, the bigger push has come from the international markets. If you were Russian wouldn’t you want some domains in the Cyrillic character set? Or in Arabic if you were a Middle East country? Or Kanji or Katakana in Japan? Or with simply a proper accented character if you were French or Spanish or Scandinavian? Thank goodness ICANN is not controlled by the USA at all. The internet is now a global communications major infrastructure and deserves the world’s input and direction.

Is SmugMug name classy enough for their fine service?

Ever since I first bumped into them, I have wondered what SmugMug did? The name certainly caught my attention, and I became even more curious over the last few years as I learned how successful they were for a small privately funded company. In particular because there are so many other photo gallery sites, many of them free.

Now that I had reason to actually use such a service, I visited them again and am completely blown away. They have become the site for professional photographers. Yes you have to pay them a little… but it took me only a few hours on their free trial before I was saying please take my money. It is far more than a photo cataloging site. It is the place to sell and show quality photos. But it is also a great backend for any website that has to handle hundreds of photos that change and evolve a lot – which means it has to be user driven and not webmaster driven.

In my case I was researching this on behalf of a separate family business, and they don’t even do photography per se. But it is a great tool for them to catalog all their jewelry collections. They were adding photos via  a simple drag and drop at a rapid rate the day after I set them up. It is also the perfect tool for storing all the artwork of a graphics department or ad agency or corporate marketing images or science pictures to share worldwide.

So.. in short, a great find and a real fine pro job. Very classy.  But that name?  Sure it is catchy. And yes they can have fun with it. But no it is not about mug shot databases for prisoners or employees – a whole other business application. I fear that however they perfume the pig, the name SmugMug will never be as classy an outfit as they really are. Pity.

Tags: brandnames, cool names, names with class, new company names

Miserware breaks barrier with Granola product and name

When I am reading about a computer science professor and discover he has found a way for software to be much smarter at power management, I am not surprised. The fact he calls his company Miserware I think is a natural and applicable name and move on. Then I discover he calls the PC version Granola and I am pulled up fast. Did I hear right?

A break through free software program that is saving the world a lot of electricity and it is called Granola? I can hear the jingle now: “Granola isn’t just for breakfast anymore.” But since a very reputable magazine, BusinessWeek, first alerted me to this name and called it a brandname, I believed it to be real. And once I looked it up on miserware.com which flipped me over to grano.la (yes a website using the Laos country domain, not LA city.. at least not yet) the plot grew deeper. I am sure there is a play on the name somehow, perhaps from granularity. While I am just guessing here I do think that is more likely than someone looking at his breakfast dish or lunch box and going Aha!

And since Businessweek called it a brandname, I had to check and see if it was a registered trademark. Well this turned into a quick lesson on how hard it can be to look up certain names on the USPTO.gov website if you don’t know what you are doing. The first trademark search box I got to, I typed in granola of course.. and got 3076 hits to be precise! Wow. Backup.. let us rather narrow search to a name or partial name in the software category (9) and see what happens. I find an expired trademark for Granola Disk, and nothing else.

Oh well, with such an unusual name and prolific download rate, I suppose no one is going to copy your unique product name, so why pay the small trademark registration fee? Certainly in the food category it is a generic word and therefore not trademarkable, but in software it is unique and I really wanted to properly credit it with the Circle R brand – ®.

P.S. Also a great example of how a product name logo does not have to be boring.

Humor and Wall Street Journal endorsement

Thanks to the Wall Street Journal for this little bit of sunshine in the middle of all their dire news earlier this week. Sure is nice to see a change of style from them.

Is this tongue-in-cheek cartoon an unofficial endorsement from the financial media powerhouse that name changes actually are effective?

Others have claimed to have branded milk with their Got Milk campaign, to which I respond they only raised the awareness of milk. I defy you to recite what brand of milk you prefer. But when it comes to sports drinks and bottled water, the brand wars rage with passion. Isn’t it amazing what strong feelings we have for some flavored waters thanks to the miracle of marketing?

Keurig is a Tasteless Coffee Name

Top of my Christmas wish list is a new coffee machine. The simpler the better, but I like my coffee hot and not lukewarm. And I usually need my first, and sometimes only cup, fast. Plus I have been reading about Nestle entering the one cup market in the USA, a market where they barely have a foothold even though they dominate some other countries with their one cup solutions.

So when I see coffee ads while I am watching online video, my cognitive recognition skills kick in. First time or two I saw the Keurig ads I watched them carefully but couldn’t remember the brand. Then I watched more carefully and wrote it down. Today as I sit to write this I discover I can’t find Keuric’s website, but luckily Google helps me out and corrects my spelling (and thanks McAfee for not letting me surf to the infected keuric.com site).

If a professional brand meister of many years standing, when consciously trying, cannot remember your name, then I think you have a problem. Not only is the name difficult to say and remember for English speakers, it just provides us with no associations or meanings. No wonder they have to spend so much money on marketing. What a shame. And they probably have a good product too. Now they need a cure for Keurig.

Not all great names are short and sweet

I have recently had a chance to discuss what makes a good name with a number of writers, in addition to my usual discussions with clients, and an interesting fact comes to life: Not all great names are short and sweet.  We have a top 10 list of ideal factors for your new company, product or brand name, and these points are mirrored more or less on many other linguists and branding lists.

But what about National Geographic? Or The Smithsonian Institute? Or Architectural Digest? Or Wikipedia? For most of these you couldn’t find a better name. And even though many people struggle to spell encyclopaedia, I can’t imagine there is a better name for Wikipedia, even though most people don’t know what a Wiki is or what the Hawaiian word means. Hint: Look it up in Wikipedia – one of the most trusted sources on the internet.

So we must conclude that for every rule about a great name, there is an exception. And, as usual, nothing matters if the boss doesn’t like the name anyway.

UPDATE: Since we no longer spell encyclopedia as encyclopaedia, care needs to be taken with the root tail here, as it is also often used for pediatric or even pedophile names. If it wasn’t better know, Wikipedia could be a list of pedophiles or a list of kid’s problems.

When you are naming a series of Nordic longboats…

Viking River Cruises is introducing a whole new series of long ships in Europe. They sure look like they will take up at least two jetties each time they dock, plus could get out of kilter going through some bridge arches and wrap themselves around one of the pylons.

But I am only criticizing because I can’t get away for a trip in short order. Must say I am impressed with how they are using Facebook too. One of the better consumer marketing efforts. Of course I liked the ship christening ceremony.

And, as for the names of the new long boats: Viking Embla, Viking Aegir, Viking Freya, Viking Idun, Viking Njord, Viking Odin. Don’t worry, after one cruise and some wine from their own Viking winery, your ship’s name will roll off the tongue and never be forgotten.

Plus these names really add a touch of Nordic class and separate the boats from their sister Princess Cruises with their English party names.

Venza is a great car with a rotten name

If Toyota’s usual US based naming agency came up with this name, then I apologize in advance and clearly need educating on something. What a stylish new cross over vehicle… really moves Toyota out of the boring box category.

Then they go name it Venza. What is that? And their direct competitor has the hot selling Versa! Even Wikipedia has a note: Not to be confused with Toyota Avanza.

All I know is that it feels very pedantic and something that got lost in committee. Will go down well in Africa though, especially with the Venda tribal people. Or are they expecting the Italians to think they are replacing the iconic Vespa line?

Is LawPivot pronounced “Law Pee Vo”?

Earlier this week a friendly young gentleman called me to see if our company needed occasional legal services, or at least the chance to post some questions to a large panel of lawyers. When he introduced his company I couldn’t catch the name.. but it sounded a lot like Law Penis to me.

I was so shocked, I asked him specifically what was the company name, and he slowly said “Law Pee Vo“. If Ihadn’t been in a good mood, I probably would have been pee’d off. But instead, 10 minutes later I called him back. Got the answering service which at first didn’t know which of their many clients had been calling me. But I persuaded the well-spoken young lady to work down the list of her clients with Law at the beginning.

That is when I discovered a company called Law Pivot was actually using telemarketers (on shore incidentally) that were badly mangling their name! I also discovered that they were probably using this marketing tactic because they are not showing up on the first 25 pages of a Google search for Ask a Lawyer a question.  What a pity for an apparently good service that has had some big PR coverage in the past.

Many people use any service they prefer. Me, if I can’t get past the name, I move on to another supplier. And I hope this reminds more of you to listen yourself to the verbal branding messages your hired flunkies are putting out….so they don’t pee all over it.